I am a mumbling mystic, a brilliant fool, a savant of symbols, a wily wordsmyth, a crone and wisewoman of wyrd, a fairy godmother, a sound priestess and crystal singer, a consciousness trainer, an initiator and truth teller, a lifelong cheerleader for the Goddess, a serpent moon visionary, a scribe and oracle of the Mystery, a Glass Bead Game magister, an archetypal agent for transformation, a mythic guide, a Crazy Wisdom initiator, divine child magician, a mythic script writer, a harmonic navigator, a planetary midwife and inner dimensions journey guide.